Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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8 comments:
ok didja make this yourself?
if ya did i take me hat to ya laddie.
this is freakin' hilarious!!!
great blog.
Yingerman, I did not make this my self (my wife is not a lawyer, I am not dating no guy and I am not sleeping with the woman next door).
FunkyJew, it is.. I couldn't stop laughing and I love to read it over and over.
this is sooooo freaking funny i laughed so much thnx
Y.Y. I am glad you found it funny. It's good to laugh sometimes.
Enjoy!
man this was histerical :)
OMG, Love it! Get us some some. I'm sure there's more where this came from.
Lvnsm27, this is fun, isn't it.
Heimishinbrooklyn, will get you more of those as it comes.. :)
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