LOVE - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
LOVE - when intercourse is called making love.
LUST - all other times.
MARRIAGE - what's intercourse?
LOVE - when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - when you argue over money.
LOVE - when you share everything you own.
LUST - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE - when the bank owns everything.
LOVE - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - what's a climax?
LOVE - when you phone each other just to say "Gidday".
LUST - when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE - when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
LOVE - when you write poems about your partner.
LUST - when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - when all you write is cheques.
LOVE - when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST - when you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - when your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - when your farewell is "I love you darling ...".
LUST - when your farewell is "So, same time next week?".
MARRIAGE - when your farewell is silent.
LOVE - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE - when you never see each other awake.
LOVE - when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE - when nobody else matters.
LUST - when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - when it's just the same mushy old shit.
MARRIAGE - when you never listen to music.
LOVE - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - when just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST - when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE - when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score.
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18 comments:
I hate the stereotyping regarding marriage...
Some (frum) people are happily married you know...I mean happily as in LOVE,LUST,ROMANCE...
AHHH!!! Every frum blog mocks marraige NEBACH!!!!
p.s. you child pornography before is a no no EWW!!!
I have decided to remove the child pic. Sorry to all who felt it was disturbing.
I never saw the pic, but I think this was cute and funny. I doubt you meant frum marraiges or frum people at all in general here, so I won't rip into you like JBF did even though I love that girl dearly...lol
I do have to say, you hit love and lust on the nose.
Sara I am glad you enjoyed it!
LOL! I was'nt ripping hey heimish I enjoyed it too....Funny blog otherwise...
p.s. love you to Sara (h)
Jewish, Thanks!
I am happy to see some "LOVE" around here :)
lol! wow... can't WAIT to get married!! =)
This is very sweet makes me smile
The new year card is also very nice well done looks great
JBF i thought you quit blogworld because you life is so full of enjoyment and suddenly you are all over on every yiddeshe blog oh i forgot your hollywood female lesbian lover told you all the blog addresses
good one, i have seen it in the past
So what's the musser haskel of his ;-)
Shy, to get people smile is what I am ;) Thanks for the for the compliment on the card, A compliment is always appreciated.
TruthSpeaker, Blogging could be an enjoyment too. JFB we need people like you around here, we love your comments.
Chosid, the musser haskel? I will leave that up for everyone to figure that out them self.
marraige is not all that bad! but i must say some of the lines are quite funny! lol thanks for sharing.
Chaverah, you know the saying: Single life is not as bad as they say and marriage is not as good as they say..
Can I add this one
Love-when your interested to know if your partner is happy or sad
Lust-when all you want is to make your partner "scream"
Marriage-when all you want is for your partner to "shut up"
Shy, I like that one.. :)
Oy vey! I don't know if I'm in love, lust or married. I gotta go figure this out...............................
Heimish, you may have been confused before but after readin this post you should know excatly in what stage your in.. ;)
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