Wednesday, December 27, 2006

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

8 comments:

yingerman said...

ok didja make this yourself?
if ya did i take me hat to ya laddie.

FunkyJew82 said...

this is freakin' hilarious!!!
great blog.

A Heimishe said...

Yingerman, I did not make this my self (my wife is not a lawyer, I am not dating no guy and I am not sleeping with the woman next door).

FunkyJew, it is.. I couldn't stop laughing and I love to read it over and over.

Y.Y. said...

this is sooooo freaking funny i laughed so much thnx

A Heimishe said...

Y.Y. I am glad you found it funny. It's good to laugh sometimes.

Enjoy!

smb said...

man this was histerical :)

heimishinbrooklyn said...

OMG, Love it! Get us some some. I'm sure there's more where this came from.

A Heimishe said...

Lvnsm27, this is fun, isn't it.

Heimishinbrooklyn, will get you more of those as it comes.. :)