I got this email from a friend, I am sorry I don't understand a word but I fugured I will post it anyway. Maybe one of you can figure this one out!
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHANUKAH.. OY WHAT A SHOCK! SOMEBODY OUTSIDE WAS PICKING OUR LOCK!
AND THERE AT THE DOOR STOOD A ZAYDA IN BLUE AND HE WORE ON HIS KUPP A BLUE YARMULKA, TOO!
HIS PUNIM WAS SHAIN EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE IT! ROUND HIS NECK HUNG A CHAIN WITH A GOLD MOGEN DOVID!
HE WORE SILKEN TSITZES BENEATH HIS WOOL VEST, AND A SMALL FLAG OF ISRAEL WAS DRAPED ON HIS CHEST!
HE SAID: IM NO BURGLAR, SO PLEASE DONT BE NERVOUS. IM THE SPIRIT OF CHANUKAH, HERE AT YOUR SERVICE!"
"MENCHEN ALL CALL ME REB SHALOM SHAPIRO! WITHOUT ME, THIS YOM-TOV MIGHT NEED A NEW 'HERO!'"
"I VISIT ALL YIDLACH, AND BRING KINNAHORRA-GOOD FORTUNE AS BRIGHT AS A GLOWING MENORAH!"
"ICH SHLEPP LOTS OF BLESSINGS AND CHANUKAH GELT, AND JOYS THAT ARE TAKK THE BEST IN DER VELT!"
IF YOU KNOW NICE MENCHEN, ILL VISIT THEM QUICK, AND ILL BRING THEM GEZUNT AND A HOUSEFUL OF GLICK!
SO WE SENT HIM TO YOUR HOUSE, AND SHOOK HANDS AND PARTED. HE SHOUTED, SHALOM! OUT THE DOORWAY HE DARTED!
HE RAN TO A WAGON WITH HORSES AHEAD. HE FED THEM SOME BAGELS, AND HERE WHAT HE SAID:
LETS GO, MOISH AND MENDEL! MAKE QUICK, MOE AND YUSSLE! PLEASE GIVE A RUSH, MALKAH! HEY, HYMIE, PLEASE HUSTLE!
THEN THEY RACED LIKE THE WIND! AND THEY GALLOPED SO SHNELL, ALL HIS CLOTHING BLEW OFF, AND HIS GATKES AS WELL!
SOON HE WAS SO KALT HIS TUSHIE TURNED BLUISH! HE MOANED AND HE HOLLERED IN ENGLISH AND JEWISH!
SO, DONT ACT EMBARRASSED, AND PLEASE DONT BE RUDE WHEN THAT FROSTBITTEN ZAYDA ARRIVES IN THE NUDE!
QUICK! WRAP HIM IN BLANKETS! DONT BEAT ROUND THE BUSH! AND TIE A HOT WATER BAG ON HIS COLD TUSH!
QUICK! FEED HIM SOME CHICKEN SOUP HEISS AS CAN BE! AND GIVE HIM SOME SHNAPPS AND A GLEZL HOT TEA!
CAUSE HE BRINGS YOU A HOUSEFUL OF CHANUKAH WISHES AS WARM AND GESHMOCK AS A PLATE OF HOT KNISHES!
AND HE BRINGS THEM FROM OUR HOUSE SO FRIENDLY AND BRIGHT, SO YOUR HOUSE WILL KEEP GLOWING WITH CHANUKAH LIGHT.
PLUS JOY SWEET AS TSUKKER, AND PEACE AND GOOD-CHEER AND EVERYTHING FRAYLACH EACH DAY OF THE YEAR!
AND NONE IN YOUR FAMIY WILL BE A SHLEMAZEL, FOR LIFE WILL BRING EACH OF YOU SIMCHAS AND MAZEL!
AND ALL THROUGH THE FUTURE YOUR HOPES WILL COME TRUE, AND HIMMEL WIL BLESS YOUR MISHPOCHA AND YOU!!!
WE WISH YOU A VERY MERRY CHANUKAH...
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AAAAAmen!
Thank you Yingerman! MERRY CHANUKAH to you.
Awww that was cute. Wait a minute...what's not to understand?
Thank you Sara, I am glad you liked it.
I hate misspellings (we all misspell sometimes), it makes it so hard to understand. I am not used to read Yiddish especially not when typed in English.. it annoys me to have to read something twice to understand it. LOL
very cute. about mispelled words, I agree. Although I am just as guilty! I wish they had spell check in these comment areas!
Thanks Chaverah. I am sure they will add the spell check to the this section as well one day. Until then will have to use our own way of spelling and others will have to deal with it lol.
Moshe Kappoya, I appreciate you being easy on me. I like to hear what people think but I hate criticism (I know I cannot stop criticism but that's me).
its a chanuka version of santa
Or it's a Christmas version of Chanukah.
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